Conspiracy Theories for the Left to Spread

The Gunpowder Additive:
The Obama Administration, shortly after taking office, gave secret orders to add the rare element homosexuam, developed in secret Kenyan labs, to the gun powder in all recently manufactured ammunition. Stored in large quantities, this ammunition emits high levels of specialized radiation altering the DNA of humans in close proximity to these stockpiles turning these humans gay.

The Birth Certificate Project:
The Obama administration has diverted ten trillion dollars on a plan to secretly replace Republican birth records and certificates with forged documents from Kenya, Australia, and Hawaii (absent their proper state seals!) so that when you take your documents to a town hall meeting to show you have your birth certificate, and you ask where the president's documents are, the left wing media will be able to show that your documents are forged and you will be arrested (unlike millions of illegals who roam the country freely) and be deported to Pakistan.

Church Infiltration Initiative:
Obama operatives are infiltrating our nation's courageous churches posing as upstanding citizens. These operatives become very active in the church and begin befriending the most conservative members of the congregations. When they have infiltrated the church completely enough, they release an aerosolized version of the element homosexuam turning the congregation gay, or they commit public acts of debauchery and bring shame to the church. These operatives are very cunning and blend in well with real conservatives, so it is best not to get too close with other conservatives because these spies can be hiding right in front of you.

The Texas Secession Plan:
Obama officials are working on a plan in the bowels of the White House to encourage Texas to succeed from the United States. Once the state leaves the Union, the Obama Administration will open up huge secret tunnels and flood the state with illegal immigrants. When enough illegal immigrants have infiltrated the state, Obama will ask his good friend Hugo Chavez to invade from the south. Meanwhile all the red-blooded Texans who have stockpiled weapons and ammunition will become infected with homosexuam and decide to abandon Texas for San Francisco or Massachusetts leaving the state vulnerable to foreign hordes.